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Posted on: February 6, 2012 12:26 am
 

The next Manning family get together....

Eli: "Hey big Bro....just HOW many superbowl rings do you have?"
Peyton: "One."
Eli: "Hey big Bro who was the quarterback you beat for that championship?"
Peyton: "Rex Grossman."
Eli: "Hey big Bro....isn't Tom Brady your arch nemesis in the AFC?"
Peyton: "SHUT UP or I'm going to head-butt you!"

PRICELESS.
Category: NFL
Posted on: September 8, 2011 1:22 pm
 

Legends of the Fall

The Rise and Fall of the Big XII


I find myself checking the internet sports news each day to see which way the Conference Winds are now blowing.   East then West then in circles that an Oklahoma meteorologist would call a "Hook Echo" and then warn listeners to 'head for shelter'.   The sudden rush of a cold front of vitriole on one hand clashing with the bluster of hot air towering upwards into massive thunderheads of collegiate presidents ready to unleash their lightning on the landscape of college football.   This is the climatic upheaval we are now witnessing in amateur sports where any minute devastation might descend from the sky and instantaneously cut a swath of destruction upon the land of the amateur athlete.  

Can anyone truly say that football is not the fundamental driving force in collegiate sports?  Were it otherwise, Kansas would be one of the mightiest forces in this deluge of upheaval.   The Big XII was a GOOD conference all around.  It was birthed out of two brother conferences with shades of Romulus and Remus.  When the Big 8 paired with the former Southwest Conference schools a power was born that ruled the collegiate world to an extent that recalled the glories of Empire.  Tommy Frazier's Cornhuskers, Heupel's Sooners and Vince Young's Longhorns each won National Championships in Football.   OU won the 2000 Softball title.   Oklahoma State owns FOUR straight titles (2003-2006) in Wrestling.   Kansas took the 2008 Men's Basketball title while both Baylor and Texas A&M won in Women's Basketball (2005 & 2011 respectively).   The Longhorns won the 2002 & 2005 Baseball CWS.   If you add in the Cross Country, Indoor/Outdoor Track, Golf, & Tennis titles you have the Big XII winning 42 TEAM National Titles since 1996.   That's an average of 2.8 Titles PER YEAR.   In this same time frame, the conference has produced 492 INDIVIDUAL Champions for an average of 32.8 per year.  That is not the sign of a conference lacking in ability to compete all around.   Yet at the heart of these institutions is the gladiatorial realm of the gridiron which has been the hot blood coursing through this conference's collective veins.   It is Football that has been at the forefront of the Big 12 image and the high mark of success.   And now sadly Remus has mocked Romulus' foundations.   

Pride and Jealousy has reared their ugly heads and brother now turns against brother even as the barbarians howl at the gates.   Already this band of brothers has been sundered of two valiant soldiers in Nebraska and Colorado.   Now a third in Texas A&M has chosen to depart for the lures of baubles beyond the wildest imaginations of avarice.   The shimmering mirage of respectability in the SEC while also removing themselves from the megalomaniacal shadow of the University of Texas has led the Aggies to a spiteful decision.   Their choice has now crumbled the cornerstone of this mighty conference which now teeters upon collapse.   Their Pride will bring them great hurt in the years to come.  But it was not THEIR pride that led to this moment.  It was their jealousy of Texas and the Longhorns overbearing PRIDE that has driven this conference to its appointed doom.  Colorado left knowing that it could not compete with the Oligarchy that was forming in the South.   Nebraska realized that it was becoming a second class citizen in all respects to their Southern rivals.  In the end, they were given the choice of becoming an "Also Ran" or relocating to a place where they could once again be an equal.   Oklahoma had risen like a Phoenix from the ashes of the Gibbs/Shnellenberger/Blake era to the point of dominance again.  Texas was using its vast financial resources to dictate the direction of the conference.   With OU and Texas having a stranglehold on Big 12 South football, could anyone honestly expect them to just sit and take the situation?   

The Big 12 became a victim of its own success.   OU has dominated the Football scene winning 7 of the 15 championships.  Texas is second with 3 followed by Nebraska with 2 then A&M, K-state, & Colorado each with one.   The last time a school not named OU or Texas won a title was 2003.  That is a long time to have TWO teams dominate a conference and a prime recipe for dissension within the ranks.  Given the current state of both programs, that scenario does not appear that it would alter in the near future despite the rise of the Oklahoma State, Missouri, Texas A&M, and Baylor programs.  Then to have one of the dominant programs announce a plan that would provide it with even MORE edge in recruiting your back yard coupled with the Longhorns sheer arrogance was just too much for the Aggies to stomach any longer.   There was too much success but it was not being shared among all the participants.  I know of nobody that is competitive that wants to stay in a situation where they are unable to grow and compete and that is exactly what the Big 12 has become in football.   Yes, they Big TWO can be shocked by anyone, but they always seem to bounce back and the giant-killers have never been able to sustain their success against their immediate equals and get over the Big TWO obstacle.   

The sad thing is that this will actually hurt EVERYONE.   Not just in football but in all sports and ALL FANS.   Having top teams in other sports has been GOOD for the conference and its top teams.   Look at the success in Basketball by Kansas and the women's programs at Baylor and Texas A&M.   The dissolution of the Big 12 will remove a number of marqee matchups on the national stage in other sports and traditional rivalries that once rightfully drew national attention will fade into memories.   We have already lost the great OU vs. Nebraska football matchup that for decades was one of the greatest games to see each year.   No longer will we likely see a #1 Kansas team come to the Lloyd Noble to face the Sooners.  The traditions of Autumns past are withering into this homogenous super-sized nursery of the Mega-Conference.   Fans will no longer be just a couple hours drive from watching their favorite team play a rival, now it could be a three day drive and maybe you only play them every other year.   Attendance in football is one thing but can anyone honestly say they would drive three days or pay to fly to watch every game in Basketball or Baseball or Track?  No, the fan base will remain close and television will become the primary manner of support.   When the ticket sales wane, then once again the programs that are powers will dominate and then dictate revenue.  Then who knows what form the spector of Conference Armageddon will once again arise.  
Category: NCAAF
Posted on: February 8, 2010 5:36 pm
 

The Manning Supremacy

Peyton Manning showed how classless an individual he really is when he stomped off the field without shaking hands with the Saints .   That is an act of a spoiled brat.   Then in Peyton Prima Donna fashion he pretty much takes a shot at his team's defense for "not getting him the ball back".   Peyton is just another Marino that got LUCKY that his TEAM faced possibly the WORST Quarterback in the HISTORY of the Superbowl to 'earn' his ring.   But I doubt he praised his defense THEN when they were the ones who really won that game. 

I've thought for a long time that the Mannings were a group of arrogant athletes that view themselves as better than everyone else.   The fact that Who Dat Daddy REFUSED to allow his widdle Eli to play for the San Diego Chargers just emphasized their sense of entitlement.   (Though I have to admit that Eli seems much more humble than "The Forehead" and Daddy-M)   They, and the media, try to present themselves as these great human beings but watching Peyton walk off the field in a snit just revealed their true character. 

As far as "The Greatest Quarterback of ALL TIME", Manning shouldn't even be in consideration.   In fact, it takes THREE Mannings to equal ONE Roethlisberger.   I would much rather have Big Ben in the clutch than Peyton or Eli and it isn't even CLOSE.


Archie Manning:  
  • Played 14 years - His record as a starter was 35–101–3 (26.3%), the worst in NFL history among QB's with at least 100 starts
  • ZERO Championships
  • ZERO Superbowl appearances
Peyton Manning:
  • Played 12 years - record stands at 117-59  (Playoff record is 9-9 I believe)
  • ONE Championship (And you can thank Turnoverasaurus Rex for that one)
  • TWO Superbowl appearances
Eli Manning :
  • Played 6 years - record as a starter is 46-32  (Playoff record is 4-3)
  • ONE Championship
  • ONE Superbowl appearance
In total that gives the Manning Three a total of TWO Championships in THREE Superbowls.

Ben Roethlisberger :
  • Played 6 years - record as a starter is 68-28  (Playoff record is 8-2)
  • TWO Championships
  • TWO Superbowl appearances
Talk all you want about surrounding talent, it is the Quarterback that is looked to for wins or they would not post "Record as Starting Quarterback" so prominently and they would do the same won/loss record for every other position as well.   Stats don't win you championships, leadership and coming through with big plays in crucial moments does.    Just look at the last two Superbowls.   Roethlisberger drives his team down the field in the last two minutes and hits Holmes for a game winning touchdown with seconds left, while Manning throws a horrible pick-six to seal the LOSS for the Colts .   

Category: NFL
Posted on: September 23, 2008 11:11 am
 

When will the NFL get over its fascination?

You really have to wonder about the intelligence of some personnel managers.    Why are so many teams seemingly entranced by the 'dual-threat quarterback'?    I know that watching a Michael Vick scurry around and make dazzling runs for highlight reels can be entertaining, but can it REALLY be a winning formula?    Before I go further, please do not take this as a slam at 'African-American QBs', because it is not.   This is an attempt to seriously evaluate the effectiveness of the so-called dual-threat quarterback.  

The NFL has set itself up to be a passing league.   They have made the rules favor the passing game.    So why are so many teams so enamored with a running quarterback?   That type of offense is what you typically find on poorly coached junior high teams.   In lieu of actually running an offense, they stick their best athlete at quarterback and when they get to 3rd and 17, they call a drop back pass.   The QB then will go back into a five step drop never even looking down field and then take off running.   This type of garbage works in high school, and sometimes you even get an exceptional athlete that can make it work in college.   But in the long run, you will NEVER be successful hoping to find that exceptional athlete that is so far above other players talent-wise that this style of play can be sustained at a high level.   Granted, having the ability to run and pick up a first down is a very significant advantage to have in a quarterback.   However, expecting that to happen on 3rd and 27 when you are down by 14 with four minutes to go is ludicrous.   

And yet, NFL teams keep pinning their hopes on the likes of a Tavaris Jackson or a Vince Young.   They can be great leaders, great players, have hearts of champions, but if they do not have the skills to make things happen in the passing game WHEN YOU NEED IT, they are in truth a liability to your team.    So what are the NFL teams really looking for?    A quarterback that can lead their teams into the post season with aspirations of a Super Bowl Championship or a nice highlight reel that will sell a few tickets until they are boo'ed out of town for failing to win the big games?
Category: NFL
Posted on: August 19, 2008 11:30 am
 

CHEATnese Women' (widdle gurlz) Gymnastics

I really don't know which is more disturbing to me...... that the Chinese Women's Gymnastics team has the audacity to parade out a bunch of underage kids and expect the world to believe they are 16 or that the F.I.G. and I.O.C. are blatantly ignoring the obvious indiscretions of said team.   Multiple sources, including OFFICIAL Chinese agencies had previously listed the ages of at least two of the three in question as too young to participate in this Olympics.   But of course this was all quickly solved by a simple glance at the passports of the trio.....which of course were issued by the Chinese government.   Yeah, NO self-interest involved there.   There is even a Chinese girl who ADMITTED that a few years ago she was only 14 when she competed.   And yet, we still hear nothing as far as an inquiry into these flagrant acts of cheating.   For these organizations that strive so hard to maintain that their's is a legitimate sport and then arrogantly ignore these atrocious acts so that they "don't embarrass the host country" is beyond ludicrous.   Not only should they, AND the Chinese ruling body, be delving into this full force, they should also retroactively negate the standings and awards of the gymnast that openly flaunted her ineligibility.   Worse, this even casts a shadow on the Chinese Men's team that has performed brilliantly and been rightfully rewarded for their abilities.  

And I thought the Reggie Bush and his "Friends & Family Plan" while at USC not being vigorously investigated by the NCAA is an abomination!
Category: Olympic Games
Posted on: July 12, 2008 4:35 pm
 

OU in 3D for 2008......I HOPE

OU needs to be in 3D this year.


This is an open letter to the entire Sooner football team, both players and coaches.   As has been discussed on these message boards for a long time, there needs to be a change in the mental attitude with the Sooners.  Simply go review last season's final game.     http://www.sportsline.com/collegefo
otball/teams/page/OK


I believe there needs to be a commitment to theTHREE D'S.

DOMINATE


Each individual player needs to make the decision that he is going to go out and DOMINATE the player lined up against him from the snap of the ball to the whistle.   Make sure that the opponent leaves the field not only with a loss but a sense of being inferior.   Show them respect as a competitor but totally and thoroughly whip them physically and mentally.   Fulfill your assignments and make it a point of pride to not make stupid mental mistakes that create those annoying little yellow laundry that only hurts your team.   Leave NO doubt in the mind's of any who watch (and are not rabid fanatics of the other team who will not admit it) that YOU were by far the better team. 

DEDICATE

Be the absolute best you can be.   DEDICATE yourself to the team for this season, this game, this play.   And every play afterwards.   Make it your mission to play every play of every game to the highest standards you can achieve.   Put your team before your own ambitions.   Personal awards are nice and they will come, but they are hollow if they are nothing more than icing on a complete and successful season and bowl victory.    Don't let the lure of future riches compromise your play TODAY.   Remember that no man knows what tomorrow may bring.    Aspirations of a Pro career can evaporate in one single play.    You have to play to the best of your abilities NOW, each play, each game.

DETONATE

You have to unload on your opponent.    Just running up to an opposing ball carrier and dragging him down is not enough.  You have to DETONATE on him.   Make him rue any call that will put the ball in his hands because he knows the punishment he will receive for transgressing by trying to cross the line of scrimmage.    Blockers need to put the defensive player in a position where he can clearly view the sky.   EXPLODE at the points of contact.   Remember it is even Biblical that it is better to GIVE than RECEIVE.    Let the opposing players KNOW how much YOU have dedicated yourself to this team by demonstrating the rigors you have put yourself through to be who and what you are........AN OKLAHOMA SOONER!


There are THOUSANDS of talented players playing college football.   But it is a point of pride to be a SOONER.   It means you were selected as being worthy to don the Crimson & Cream.  It means you have joined yourself to an elite history that only a handful will have the honor to say:  "I was an Oklahoma Sooner Football Player".    Take pride in that honor and be humbled by the storied tradition that you are now the leading edge.   Make the four years available to you a legacy that will be remembered alongside those teams of the 1950's, the Wishbone teams, and that 2000 Sooner squad that embodied the essence of the THREE D'S.  

THIS is YOUR year.    

DOMINATE......DEDICATE.......DETONA
TE

 

 

Category: NCAAF
Posted on: May 22, 2008 8:27 pm
Edited on: May 24, 2008 3:42 am
 

The walls came tumbling down.

Farewell to Jericho. STUPID move CBS. That was a show that had promise and yet once again the mental midgets of CBS dumped it. For what? Yet another sorry "reality" show? Yes, it is far cheaper to get a bunch of idiots that want their 15 minutes of fame stretched way farther than their pathetic personalities or even public interest can possibly sustain or warrant. But that is one of the major reasons network TV is losing viewership. Who really cares if some dude the size of a Jovian moon loses 80 pounds? The premises keep spiraling downward into an awkward oblivion that even the most challenged intellects would find lacking. Eventually, these are going to lead to more and more dangerous stunts until someone achieves the ultimate....a death on one of these shows. That will then proceed to it becoming a commonplace occurrence. Perhaps we can rebuild the Colosseum and start throwing slaves to the lions (and not the ones from Detroit....they are TOOTHLESS you know). There is no imagination in the writing of series these days and the networks don't want to pay for it. They want to shovel crap at you while charging prime dollars to advertisers and expect you to sit there and keep tuning in. Time to turn off the TV and go crawl up with a good book.
Category: General
 
 
 
 
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